Well I've been to Hastings, and I've been to Brighton.
I've been to Eastport too.
So what. So what.
And I've been here, I've been there.
I've been everying fucking where.
So what. So what.
So what, so what, you boring little cunt.

Who cares.
Who cares what you do.
Yeah who cares,
Who cares about you, you, you, you, you.

Well I've fucked a queen.
I've fucked fucked.
I've even sucked an old man's cock.
So what. So what.
And I've fucked a sheep.
I've fucked a goat.
I rammed my cock right down his throat.
So what. So what.
So what, so what, you boring little fuck.

And I've drunk that, I've drunk this.
I've spewed up on a pint of piss.
So what. So what.
I've had scank, I've have speed.
I've jacked up until I bleed.
So what. So what.
So what, so what, you boring little cunt.

I've had crabs, I've had lice,
I've had the clap and that ain't nice.
So what. So what.
I've fucked this, I've fucked that.
I've even fucked a school girl's twat.
So what. So what.
So what, so what you boring little fuck.

So fucking what! Yeah!